I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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