Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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