i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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