Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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