it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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