so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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