I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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