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remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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