I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
areolas are like halos for boobs.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I need moral support for this bender
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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