Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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