Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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