So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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