wakey wakey hands off snakey
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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