how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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