She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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