when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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