umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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