Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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