I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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