I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
