Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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