She said her name was "party"
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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