no, he came in my armpit
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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