nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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