You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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