i may or may not be watching the land before time
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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