they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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