Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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