I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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