Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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