So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
she pinky promised me she was 18
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Randomize
