I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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