So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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