I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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