got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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