I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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