Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize