I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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