My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
