I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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