i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
