Do you still have your period?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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