Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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