that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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