Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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