Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
why do cheetos always look like penises
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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