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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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