Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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