Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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