kristin has been a bad kristin
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Just invented taco cereal.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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