i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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