I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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