I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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