i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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