Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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