You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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