do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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